Ellyse is Inarticulate

I’m not going to show you what I found but

rest assured that grocery store themed porn exists.

“That was great sex.”

“Just let me restock my shelves and we’ll go again”

Okay, picture this

a porn movie:

A newly hired guy in a safeway enters the store

bow chikka bow bow bow

And this register girl is like “I’d check that out!”

And later,

“Are you going to show me your 5.6 pound apples?”

“depends, are you going to use the express lane?”

“Have you got any coupons?”

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