Ellyse is Inarticulate

sageoflogic: cancerously: dgcakes: workshopwriter: kisaragish...

Fri, 24 May 2013 11:20:37 -0700

cancerously:

dgcakes:

workshopwriter:

kisaragishintaro:

roseonabeach:

mriloveyourhat:

bagelhogger:

methlabrador:

over 3 decades of groundbreaking advances in information technology and now here we are

SCREAMING BECAUSE AHHHHH.COM IS CAT

PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME PLAY THE GAME

WAIT BUT http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/

GUYS

http://www.ahhhh.com/

i dont know but http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ is pretty amusing

BUT LOOK

http://www.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.com/ IS CATS STUCK IN BOXES THIS IS FANTASTIC

coke you silly silly bastards

There’s sixty fucking two of them

they stopped at sixty two

Why.

typethatilike: Calligraphy on girls nfgraphics.com - (NSFW)

Fri, 24 May 2013 09:40:37 -0700

typethatilike:

Calligraphy on girls

nfgraphics.com - (NSFW)

tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:20:34 -0700

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

drama

Tue, 21 May 2013 09:41:54 -0700

drama

Heck yes! I got a tiger cub in Habitrpg :)))

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:11:37 -0700

Heck yes! I got a tiger cub in Habitrpg :)))

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:20:24 -0700

Photo

Mon, 20 May 2013 09:40:26 -0700

Looking for roommates is a fascinating thing to do! But everyone I come across is incredibly pretty!...

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:03:21 -0700

Looking for roommates is a fascinating thing to do! But everyone I come across is incredibly pretty! So many cute girls are going to be in my class next year and they all seem really cool this is exciting <3

Factoid: Janet Leigh was a big time actress a while back, and played Marion Crane in Psycho. Her...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:11:59 -0700

Factoid: Janet Leigh was a big time actress a while back, and played Marion Crane in Psycho. Her daughter is actually Jamie Lee Curtis!

Heyooo I watched Psycho this weekend and enjoyed it heartily! It’s a great and wonderful movie...

Sun, 19 May 2013 18:05:41 -0700

Heyooo

I watched Psycho this weekend and enjoyed it heartily! It’s a great and wonderful movie and I loved Anthony Perkins in it. Especially that last internal monologue, brilliant.

Almost more curious is Perkin’s wikipedia page. His personal life and death section, go check it out. I’m intrigued by this guy!

naoren: Okay but You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

Sun, 19 May 2013 09:40:58 -0700

naoren:

Okay but

You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

rocketfists: Seinfelt: The Awful Truth seinfelt: When Elaine accidentally drinks a mystical truth...

Sat, 18 May 2013 11:20:33 -0700

rocketfists:

Seinfelt: The Awful Truth

seinfelt:

When Elaine accidentally drinks a mystical truth serum from Peterman’s office, an artifact from one of his African excursions, she finds she can only write accurate descriptions of all the clothing in the catalog, including the pieces she finds ugly or uncomfortable. Instead of demanding she rewrite them, Peterman finds her candor so refreshing that he publishes her entries as-is. Others in her life react to her honesty in a similar fashion, taking her suggestions as constructive criticism and vowing to make improvements.

Following Elaine’s advice, George begins working out in earnest, signing up for a variety of intense training sessions every day of the week. He finds it exhausting but rewarding, and the improvements to his body are fast and dramatic. He soon becomes obsessed, and works out so much that his beefed-up, overgrown muscles completely lose their range of movement. All he can do is wattle by swinging his inflexible legs forward, his arms outstretched like lumpy airplane wings.

Jerry spots an attractive woman in one of his audiences and does his entire set as if he’s speaking exclusively to her. The rest of the audience catches on, and after some initial confusion, they feel slighted by his inattention. When the house lights come up at the end of his performance, he realizes that the girl was just a mop propped against a bar stool.

When the last of the serum is finally flushed out of Elaine’s system, its effect reverses: she can only speak in lies, and everyone around her can only tell her the truth in the bluntest terms possible, all of which she takes good-naturedly to heart. Her life becomes an endless stream of derision and conflicting criticism, and her inability to say anything truthful only worsens others’ opinions of her.

After years of practice and dedicated yoga training, Kramer finally manages to sneeze with his eyes open.

cryptovolans: theartofanimation: Elizabeth Chen ELIZABETH...

Sat, 18 May 2013 09:40:34 -0700

cryptovolans:

theartofanimation:

Elizabeth Chen

ELIZABETH AAAH!! SO GOOD

littlemissbuzzybuzz: thestarlighthotel: Kirsty Mitchell’s late...

Fri, 17 May 2013 11:20:33 -0700

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2145760/Wonderland-Kirsty-Mitchell-heart-breakingly-beautiful-photographic-series-memory-extraordinary-life.html

littlemissbuzzybuzz:

thestarlighthotel:

Kirsty Mitchell’s late mother Maureen was an English teacher who spent her life inspiring generations of children with imaginative stories and plays. Following Maureen’s death from a brain tumour in 2008, Kirsty channelled her grief into her passion for photography.

She retreated behind the lens of her camera and created Wonderland, an ethereal fantasy world. The photographic series began as a small summer project but grew into an inspirational creative journey.

‘Real life became a difficult place to deal with, and I found myself retreating further into an alternative existence through the portal of my camera,’ said the artist. (read the rest here).

Look at all the pain that went into this and the beauty that came out.

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 09:40:37 -0700

Photo

Thu, 16 May 2013 11:20:33 -0700

itsvondell: this one is transparent but a lil wonky but you can...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:40:21 -0700

itsvondell:

this one is transparent but a lil wonky but you can drag him around

lil hummybird <3

tommilsom: sirmitchell: colchrishadfield: With deference to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 11:20:40 -0700

tommilsom:

sirmitchell:

colchrishadfield:

With deference to the genius of David Bowie, here’s Space Oddity, recorded on Station. A last glimpse of the World.

Huge thanks in the making of the video to the talented trio of Emm Gryner, Joe Corcoran and Andrew Tidby, plus Evan Hadfield and all at the CSA.

unbelievable.

doglets: people who have their arms amputated really can’t hold their liquor

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:40:32 -0700

doglets:

people who have their arms amputated really can’t hold their liquor

Yoooo I am not in a party and my username is Ellyse!

Tue, 14 May 2013 20:37:00 -0700

Yoooo I am not in a party and my username is Ellyse!