Ellyse is Inarticulate

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

derples:

masamim:

source: official Capcom Japan

artist: 菊野郎さん

translation: me

bless them

The idea of blogging high is so strange, why would I waste that feeling on this website??

I just got a pound of lavender buds and a 1200 page book in the mail party at my place

Five Things You’d Put in a Pentagram to Summon Me

crummi:

viragunn:

Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth? 

lol im curious

I have an essay due tomorrow that I don’t want to write

fluffisgoodyay replied to your post: alexolotl replied to your post: 因为我还没学…

日本語のほうが中国語よりクールですよ。

中国话比日本话好的多!

alexolotl replied to your post: 因为我还没学中文,所以我明天早上得起床起得很早,去图书馆复习,要不然我考试考…

神奇章鱼祝您好运在你的论文的战斗服用。月亮笑了牛奶对你的头眼泪。鲸鱼的灵魂与你同在。

"I wish you luck in the magical octopus your paper battle taking. Moon smiled milk on your head tears. Whale soul with you"

???????

thelilnan:

hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

image

I love certain Americanisms

like for instance, expressions about worth:

"that looks like it’s worth a pretty penny"

aww so cute because pennies are useless now and the expression is from an eternity ago america yeah

"that packet is worth quite a packet!"

Packet is such a great word and it’s terrible that it’s been largely replaced by package because packet sounds so nice

因为我还没学中文,所以我明天早上得起床起得很早,去图书馆复习,要不然我考试考得真糟糕.

Bonus brother picture 

Bonus brother picture 

dunnwithitall:

chaibird:

dunnwithitall:

chaibird:

Hairstyles from this year from June to march

or: Ellyse’s gradual transformation into a middle school boy

Oh man i know that was meant to be a sick burn but I saw some pictures of my brother from eighth grade the other day and my hair is so effing similar to his it’s great

you mispelled “gross as hell”

#family hairstyle