So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.
This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3
australians dont have sex
I spat out my coffee
sorry about your
Your move, followers. What items do you use to bring me forth?
lol im curious
I have an essay due tomorrow that I don’t want to write
"I wish you luck in the magical octopus your paper battle taking. Moon smiled milk on your head tears. Whale soul with you"
*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.
I love certain Americanisms
like for instance, expressions about worth:
"that looks like it’s worth a pretty penny"
aww so cute because pennies are useless now and the expression is from an eternity ago america yeah
"that packet is worth quite a packet!"
Packet is such a great word and it’s terrible that it’s been largely replaced by package because packet sounds so nice
Hairstyles from this year from June to march
or: Ellyse’s gradual transformation into a middle school boy
Oh man i know that was meant to be a sick burn but I saw some pictures of my brother from eighth grade the other day and my hair is so effing similar to his it’s great
you mispelled “gross as hell”