Ellyse is Inarticulate

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

drama

Heck yes! I got a tiger cub in Habitrpg :)))

Looking for roommates is a fascinating thing to do! But everyone I come across is incredibly pretty! So many cute girls are going to be in my class next year and they all seem really cool this is exciting <3

Factoid: Janet Leigh was a big time actress a while back, and played Marion Crane in Psycho. Her daughter is actually Jamie Lee Curtis! 

Heyooo

I watched Psycho this weekend and enjoyed it heartily! It’s a great and wonderful movie and I loved Anthony Perkins in it.  Especially that last internal monologue, brilliant.

Almost more curious is Perkin’s wikipedia page. His personal life and death section, go check it out. I’m intrigued by this guy!

naoren:

Okay but

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You gotta admit this one looks pretty cool

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rocketfists:

Seinfelt: The Awful Truth

seinfelt:

When Elaine accidentally drinks a mystical truth serum from Peterman’s office, an artifact from one of his African excursions, she finds she can only write accurate descriptions of all the clothing in the catalog, including the pieces she finds ugly or uncomfortable. Instead of demanding she rewrite them, Peterman finds her candor so refreshing that he publishes her entries as-is. Others in her life react to her honesty in a similar fashion, taking her suggestions as constructive criticism and vowing to make improvements.

Following Elaine’s advice, George begins working out in earnest, signing up for a variety of intense training sessions every day of the week. He finds it exhausting but rewarding, and the improvements to his body are fast and dramatic. He soon becomes obsessed, and works out so much that his beefed-up, overgrown muscles completely lose their range of movement. All he can do is wattle by swinging his inflexible legs forward, his arms outstretched like lumpy airplane wings.

Jerry spots an attractive woman in one of his audiences and does his entire set as if he’s speaking exclusively to her. The rest of the audience catches on, and after some initial confusion, they feel slighted by his inattention. When the house lights come up at the end of his performance, he realizes that the girl was just a mop propped against a bar stool.

When the last of the serum is finally flushed out of Elaine’s system, its effect reverses: she can only speak in lies, and everyone around her can only tell her the truth in the bluntest terms possible, all of which she takes good-naturedly to heart. Her life becomes an endless stream of derision and conflicting criticism, and her inability to say anything truthful only worsens others’ opinions of her.

After years of practice and dedicated yoga training, Kramer finally manages to sneeze with his eyes open.

cryptovolans:

theartofanimation:

Elizabeth Chen

ELIZABETH AAAH!! SO GOOD

littlemissbuzzybuzz:

thestarlighthotel:

Kirsty Mitchell’s late mother Maureen was an English teacher who spent her life inspiring generations of children with imaginative stories and plays. Following Maureen’s death from a brain tumour in 2008, Kirsty channelled her grief into her passion for photography.

She retreated behind the lens of her camera and created Wonderland, an ethereal fantasy world. The photographic series began as a small summer project but grew into an inspirational creative journey.

‘Real life became a difficult place to deal with, and I found myself retreating further into an alternative existence through the portal of my camera,’ said the artist. (read the rest here).

Look at all the pain that went into this and the beauty that came out.

itsvondell:

this one is transparent but a lil wonky but you can drag him around

lil hummybird &lt;3

itsvondell:

this one is transparent but a lil wonky but you can drag him around

lil hummybird <3